Sunday, July 16, 2006

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I am sure that most of you have heard by now. I am job hunting again. If anyone has any bright ideas please let me know.
F OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11 comments:

Miriam the Mommy said...

Well, you never like my suggestions....

Faye Berman said...

That is true...... but if you have anything actually constructive, please let me know....

Miriam the Mommy said...

Well, there goes most of my ideas... ;)

1) make aliyah

2) try www.mribaltimore.com (I'm just clicking at random here)

3) www.healthcaresource.com/lifebridge is listing a 'birth registrar' job at Sinai in Baltimore, which probably pays squat, since all you have to have is a high school diploma, but it's a local job where you get to play with babies - sound like fun? But they list a lot of things, and presumably a hospital system would have decent health care benefits.

They also need a mashgiach!



See? I didn't even mention Hooters.

Faye Berman said...

Thanks for the ideas! Mashgiach is bad for me, as I can currently stand on my feet, but the others are good solid leads. I like the first option best, but hard to do with no money in the bank.........

Jenn said...

Table dancing is probably out of the question with the whole leg thing and all.

Sorry to hear about your job.

Jenn

Miriam the Mommy said...

Nu, did you try out the links? I really liked the idea of the baby one, but maybe too much standing.

But, at the risk of making you feel neb-like, why not a wheelchair? This is America - they can't discriminate against you for being in one, and that way you can roll over your boss's toes with legal impunity. And think of how impressed they'll all be when one day you get up and walk out of the chair and can yell, "I'm healed! I'm healed!" They'd probably give you a raise.

Miriam the Mommy said...

Okay, WORSHIP ME!

Go to monster.com and search for Ripkin Baseball in Baltimore. They need a receptionist. How better can you combine sitting down with a love of the game?

Of course, they're paying doody. But it's worth a shot!!!

Faye Berman said...

Ok, I see nothing, but I would LOVE to apply for that job!

Ricky said...

http://jobsearch.monster.com/getjob.asp?JobID=44140979&AVSDM=2006%2D06%2D07+15%3A37%3A11&Logo=1&q=Ripkin+Baseball+&lid=458&cy=us&dcjvlid=458

Miriam the Mommy said...

Or just go here:

http://www.ripkenbaseball.com/ripkenbaseball/jobs/

Faye Berman said...

I applied! The pay sucks, but it would be soooooo cool.