Party Time........

Shavua Tov (a good week) to everyone. I hope y'all had a restful Shabbos. For my part I was asleep by 11, and up at 8:30. I read a 600 + page book between last night and today, but I have read it before. I have a load of laundry in, and have cleaned up from the Holy Sabbath. We are having a Chanukah party here tonite, followed by a shiur (scholarly discourse) on said holiday. I totally forgot that tonite was New Years Eve, which is kinda funny, but I remember now. Since I remember I will take this opportunity to wish a Happy Anniversary to R & D, may you have many many more happy years together! I have no idea what time this party starts, but as of yet flatmate is not home, so it can't be that soon!!!!
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Shabbos

Hope everyone has a good Shabbos. Will try to write more after the Sabbath ends. I am currently exhausted!
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WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!

OK I am home! The wedding stuff all got to the wedding hall with minimal fuss. It is scheduled to start in 25 minutes. When I left tonight they were already starting to make the food for Sheva Brachos, which should make tomorrow go easier. It was not as bad as I thought today, he only yelled at me once, and that was not even really at me, just kind of in my general direction, and it was over the phone, so really not so bad. Anyway, I have to go light Chanukah candles. Chag Sameach!
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Hi Y'all...............

Ok so I just need to start this post by saying that I am sad. My Abba had to have Stuss (his cat) put down this morning. He was just such a cute kitty. Many of you have met him, and know how adorable he was. He used to run around chasing his tail, and could never quite catch it. I am sad, but at least he is not in pain, and that is important, even to a pet.
On a separate note, work has been absolutely INSANE this week, and does not show any signs of abating. I will be SOOOO SOOO SOO glad when this weekend is over. I know that this woman does not mean to be a pain, but oh my goodness!! Also, it is not like it will be better after the wedding is over tomorrow either, since we are doing Shabbos Sheva Brachos at the hotel! I am infinitely glad to have work and health insurance though, so I know I should not complain. I hope that those of you that are celebrating Chanukah are having a great one, and those of you that are not had a Happy Holiday. Anywho....... I am gonna go.
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I am a LUCKY girl!

I really do have the best friends in the world. I am so lucky! Thank You! (you know who you are). Anyway Shavua Tov (a good week) to all. Be careful out there!
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UGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am SOOOOOO sick of X-Mas music. I cannot wait until Monday, it should all be over then. Anyway, a freilichen (happy) chanukah to all. To those of you that do not celebrate Chanukah then Merry X-Mas or Happy Kwanzaa, Feliz Posada, Happy Diwali, or whatever it is that you celebrate. Make sure to tell your families that you love them.
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Tuesday Night's Alright (for bathing)

I know that is a really bad title, but that is what I do on Tuesday. I go to the H's, and help her serve supper (which she in turn feeds me also). Then I give the 2 girls baths. There is nothing cuter than a 3 year old playing in the tub. I walked in the door tonite, and she attacked me. "My Faye, my Faye, my Faye!!!!!!!!!!" She is a posessive little bugger, but I love her, and her sibs as well. I capped off the evening by holding the baby till he fell asleep in my arms. SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, work seems to be doing fine. G'nite y'all....
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Nisia Tova/Hatzlacha (Safe trip & good luck)

Wanted to take this opportunity to wish the M's a super safe trip as they head HOME!!!! to the Holy Land. You will sorely be missed but IY"H (G-D Willing) I will be there soon to bug you! I can't believe that you guys are really going. I know that the R's will also be going soon-ish, and taking my adorable nephew with them! (which I Guess is fair, since he is their son).... Listening to Naomi Shemer sing Yerushalayim Shel Zahav, and I have tears running down my cheeks. Geez what the heck am I doing here? I have made no real effort at dating (who would want me), I have made no real inroads at Aliyah, I am just taking up space for Pete's sake. I am all of a sudden very down and I have NO idea why. My mood currently blows.... damn I hate mood swings. Anyway, I am going to go crochet some more, since I seem to be semi good at that. Not as good or creative as S, but then I do not need to be. The people that get the gifts for the most part seem to like them. That is good enough for me. I make you something, and you wear or use it for your kid that is the biggest compliment you can give me.
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what is wrong with all men? I just do not understand them. I mean even a little. Poor Sh, she is going through some stuff now, I hope that she can get through it, and that I am helpful in some way.

No Good Title

So I got taken out for brunch, which was nice. Then I went with S to pick up dumbbells (the workout kind, not the male kind), then I came home and cleaned my stove. That was exciting. Did we notice how boring I am? I am debating whether I want to fix the bracelet I made for Brat, or if I want to make a random baby blanket, or make myself a second scarf, or just burn some of the music my friend just gave me, or if I want to do nothing except veg in front of the TV. hmmmmm..... Veg might win........ Sundays are so boring. I could do laundry, except that we are out of laundry soap, and it is not my turn to buy. Whatever (geez, I still do not like that word!) Ravens do not play today so I do not have to worry about them losing, I can wait until tomorrow for that. I guess I am gonna go now.....
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MOTZ"SH (After Shabbos)

Wow, turned on computer after Shabbos, went to read various news sites, and discovered that John Spencer died. What a bummer, he was a good actor. I loved him as Leo McGarry on the West Wing, and they are gonna have to do some serious footwork to get around this. He was also on LA Law which was one of my fave things to watch with my mom. Then I looked at the next article, and the caption was "Body Found in Big Birds Nest", now I ask you, could you leave that alone? Turns out a body was found on the property of the guy who plays Big Bird, and he is not a suspect at all, his caretaker is. What a strange wacked out world we live in.
I am trying to figure out if I should go out tonight and be social, or just stay home and talk to friends on IM. I really am the most boring person ever!!!
Anyway I hope everyone has a great rest of weekend. More later.
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Shabbos

GOOD SHABBOS Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Od Pa'am (one more time) with feeling!

Is it even worth pointing out that my extremities are COLD! The heat is on, but my fingertips and toes are kinda tinged this color. Which is vaguely disturbing! I am in the midst of my pre-holiday/during the winter funk. I need sun!!!! That is so funny, cause I am not a huge fan of heat, but my skin does not like winter even a little. My hands are cracked and bleeding, which I will get over, and I just feel blah! Ok now that I have given everyone too much information...... Rest assured that I will get over it. I am just in a bad mood. Thank G-D I have all my friends to listen to me bitch. BTW: listening to "Downeaster Alexa" did NOT cheer me up!
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COLD

My fingertips are blue! My toes are frozen! Before anyone asks YES the freakin heat is on. Ok now we got that out of the way. B, you will always be older than me, even if it is only like 2 months. Anyway, I really have nothing exciting to report. Work is going as well as can be expected when you have a boss who is a tad lacking in people skills....... I can't wait until after the first of the year, things should let up a bit then. I mean do not get me wrong, I am happy to see so many people happily married, but some people have too much time on their hands. I mean seriously, if you are having a wedding for 400 people, do you really expect us to dip chicken cutlets in egg, then bread crumb, then saute them just till brown, the take them out of the pan, pat them off, and bake them??? That is a tad high maintenance, I think. Anwho.........
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Old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I got out of work early today. I am not used to being home in the middle of the day, it was weird. I got to see an old friend, and that was nice. Here is the point tho... I am OLD!!!! It is now, like 10 to 8, and I am all ready to go shluffie (sleep), which is just wrong. I mean i know sleep schedule is all messed up because of the work day yesterday, but still..... OLD OLD OLD. Ya know, it is kind of funny, but it never bothered me before, the birthday thing, I mean it is just a number. For some reason 30 seems to be bothering me. I know I will get over it, but still...... Anyway that is all for now, have a good night y'all and sweet dreams!
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well then..

So I am sure that many of you (since there are like 4 of you that read this) have heard that my ex is engaged. I got several differnt responses from people. One wise person said I should feel sorry for her. I guess I kinda do. I hope someone warned her what she was gettting into. Another friend told me that I knew he was not for me yesterday, and I just have to continue to know he is not for me tomorrow........ I know part of it is that he just seemed to skate thru this whole divorce while I dealt with everything, and that part of it is that men need to be with someone they can't be alone, but damnit I am a good person, why doesn't someone want me??? I kinow stupid and over dramatic....... can't help it
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Sunday, Boring Sunday

So S came over this morning, and showed off her new Sheitel (wig). Looks good on her, she should wear it in good health. Other than that, I got up, I showered, and I am splitting my time between crocheting scarves for friends, and burning CDs to make room on my hard drive. I think that there is a real chance that I am the MOST BORING person on the face of the planet. Oh well. Still nervous about work tomorrow, but I will take my lumps as they come. I hope that other people are having a productive day, even if I am not. Ravens do not play until 4:15 today, and they are in Denver, so I am thinking loss. I hope that I am wrong, but we will see, If something utterly exciting happens I might write more later, but do not count on it.
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brat........

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry that it is a tad belated, but you know that whole Shabbos thing. Anyway, just think no matter how old you get, I will ALWAYS be older (lucky me)
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Crow......

I know how to eat crow...... It snowed, I was wrong, I admit it. So hope everyone had a good Shabbos. I am debating whether or not I am gonna go to Wal Mart, I know the excitement of being me. Anyway....... Had a nice lunch with a whole bunch of single chicks today. I do make a great meat pie if I do say so myself. S was there which was nice, she made garlic potatoes, which I love, there were a couple of VERY young girls there, which just made me feel mad old. I cannot believe I am gonna be 30 next month. Geez, someone get out the violin.
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It is NOT damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is NOT gonna snow!! Boss informed that if it snows he will come pick me up in his suburban. The problem with that is then I am stuck at work until he wants to leave. The ensuing problem with that is that while he might be frum, he is not the one that makes Shabbos in his house, his wife does! In any case, if y'all could say some Tehillim tomorrow for Tzvi Ya'akov Ben Chaya Golda. He is someone I work with and he is having some surgery tomorrow, so just keep him in mind.
Anywho.... I washed all the milchig dishes, switched to fleishig, made the meat pie for Shabbos lunch, and put in a load of laundry. I am SUPER productive, not.....

So, R, just have faith that everything will end up the way is supposed to, and it is always worth fighting for.
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Tuesday night is Bath night

The title refers to the fact that on Tuesday's and Thursday's I go to the H's and get to give baths to their 2 girls. The following is an update to the rest of Sunday. So she lost her ring, I found her ring. Sunday afternoon was just a flurry of activity. I went back to S' house after I found her ring, and she made homemade Chinese food (of course, in China they would just call it food), anyway after that we went to A.C. Moore. I bought lots of yarn, and beads, and I am NOT allowed to buy any more. Hear me, ANY MORE!!!!!! So life here in Baltimore is cold and boring. Ice SUCKS!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, going to go watch the fashion show show. G'nite y'all
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Hallo Hallo....

Good morning people. I had a lovely Shabbos with the H's. Menachem Moshe and I are buddies now. After I came home S came over and showed off her new head accessories. She has style, she has panache, she has enough scarves to choke a horse! She beaded a little, I crocheted a little, it was utterly exciting. We had hot chocolate and conversation, it was really nice. Tossed and turned a bit last night, despite the Ambien, woke up really really late. Decided to organize all my bead jewelry, that was fun. I might want to think about looking into a jewelry box, instead of a bag, but whatever. Planning on hanging out with S later, as she uses me as a guinea pig for her cooking. I am all about it. Then we are off to A.C. Moore for their last "Midnight Madnes" sale of the season. That is where most of my yarn, and beads, and stuff comes from. I do not know what I would do if I did not have a hobby. Crocheting and beading and such definitely keep me sane some nights (shut up everyone who just snorted!) Anyway, I plan on watching the RAVENS today before I do any of that stuff. I need to go find some food, so I am outta here, have a great week everyone!
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Traffic Blows

Good Morning all! Shabbos was VERY sleepy. I tried to go to C's Kiddush, but my ankle said no no no. Sat night I left as scheduled to go to Cherry Hill to see J & D. We saw Rent which was, as I thought it would be, PHENOMENAL!!! Anyone who saw the play is going to want to see this. It is true to the play, but different enough to keep everyone interested. I then spent a sleepless night at D's parents house. J & I were up until after 2 talking. It was just so so so so so nice to see them. I miss them a ton, and they live far freakin away. In all, it was truly a pleasure to see them both, and to finally meet my neice (Abby the dog) she is a cute little thing, but does not like new people so much. Anyway, since I got 2 hours of sleep last night I am contemplating a nap, then waking up in time to watch the Ravens game. Today they take on the Bengals, In Cincy. much Hatzlacha to them since I think they are gonna need it. The Ravens only seem to do well against 3rd string quarterbacks and that is NOT who we will deal with today. Anywho....... I guess you can tell how tired I am by the amount that I am rambling.......
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WOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, it was painful to watch at times, and it was LONG (requiring overtime). However, eventually the unthinkable happened, and the RAVENS WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They led 13-6 at the half, and managed to have to go to overtime. Just as exciting as the Ravens win, is that fact that in doing so, the Steelers LOST! I really really really really do not like the Steelers. I know that it makes me small and petty, but I do not care so much. The Ravens are now 3-7 which means that we are NOT going to the playoffs, but on the plus side, we messed with Pittsburghs chances for home field advantage in the playoffs and that just makes me grin! Anyway, I was sort of productive before the game. I did laundry and washed dishes and went food shopping, and I went out and bought some shells for under my less than tzanua blouses, so that was all good. I even remembered to go to the keilim mikvah and tovel the blade for my blender so that I can make smoothies. I still have more laundry to put away, but I think I am going to either curl up with a book or crochet....... that is all from scenic Baltimore!
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Update

Now that my phone is dehydrated (hamayvin yavin) it is working again. Those of you that know the number feel free to use it. Those of you that do not... tough noogie! I am recently back in touch with an old friend (older than me, anyway) and it is nice to recall those times. Well at least sometimes it is. I am back from giving bathes to H kids, and I am all wet. Also, my Shabbat food is in the oven. Anyway, gonna go unwind and watch a movie with S. G'nite y'all
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Another Saturday Night....

I know I have used it before, but if you don't like it, don't read it! I hope everyone had a Good Shabbos. I got my car back Thurs night, and as a bonus when I went to drop off the insurance check, the mechanic (angel that he is) told me that he absorbed the cost of the deductible, and that I did not have to pay it. How cool is that? Incidentally, that was a hell of a run on sentence. I think I am going to watch that Bobby Darin movie tonite, "Under the Sea". Anyway, have a good night y'all
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MAZAL TOV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mazal Tov to the H family. Welcome to Menachem Moshe. He is KE"H ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!! He handled the indignity of this morning with minimal fuss. I am so tired. I am gonna take a nap I think. Not much exciting to do today. Gonna nap and watch the football game (Ravens not losing yet), then tomorrow I will take car to mechanic, and deal with Geico.
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TIRED............

I have a feeling that if SM ever reads this she would say "what do you have to be tired about........ You did not just give birth!" In any case, I am zonked. Perhaps too many craft nights. I am having such a good time tho, hard to stop. In any case, for Shabbos I am off to SM & D's. Shalom zachor for baby boy H, who IY"H will have a new name Sunday. Which reminds me, I am not gonna sleep well tonite (too wound up) and we will see about Shabbos, but Sunday I have to get up at (gulp) 7, which is JUST WRONG for a weekend!
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HMMMMMMMMMMMMM...........

Let's see if this post shows up. I mean I have to give S some fodder to read. Had a lovely time this evening with S as we traipsed around for the H's. Baby Boy H is really really stunning. Have a new obsdession. Making bead jewelry. Would like to make one that does not fall apart aftewards, but we will get there. To anyone reading this... I am HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway, F OUT!!!!!!!!!!

It's a BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAZAL TOV!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to SM & D & the entire H clan! Baby Boy H was born at 4:46 this morning. B"H both mother and baby are doing well. That is all from here.
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Gutten Mo'ed

Well the title really says it all. A Guten Moed to you all, or for your Hebrew minded types, Mo'ed Tov. I had a lovely first days of Sukkot at the H's house. SM still has not gone into labor, so Yom Tov was actually kind of quiet. I am trying to make it an early night tonite, cause I am tired. Anyway, off to work tomorrow!
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Good Shabbos!!!

So it is Friday. Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur are both behind us. I made it through the fast, if anyone cares, with just some dizziness and naseua, and a MASSIVE headache, that finally abated around noon today. Work was hectic, as if people suddenly woke up today and went "Crap!, it's Friday, and I have NO food." Pretty crazy! Mazal Tov to Meishar on his bris, welcome to the Tribe my friend! (That's him and his yummy self at the left there!) Anyway, so my plans for Sukkos are to be at Chez H, unless SM goes into labor, in which case I will probably go to the senior H's, since they invited me. Hope that everyone was inscribed for a good year. Shabbat Shalom from Baltimore!
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The Weather Blows.....

Happy Sunday Y'all.. The Weather outside sux, with a capital S. I should go to the seforim store, and buy a Berashis in the series that I use, but I am still feeling kinda icky. Wanted to wish everyone a Gmar Tov. Hope that everyone has a great year.
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Babies EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAZAL TOV E&J!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Baby Boy made his appearance in this world, just as his father predicted, in time to have a Yom Kippur Brit. May you be zoche l'gadlo l'Torah, Chuppah, uMa'asim Tovim!!!!!!! I am so happy for you guys.
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It's that time again!!!

Just wanted to wish everyone a Ksiva vChasima Tova......Also to take this opportunity to publicly say that if I have done or said anything to hurt anyone (unintentionally of course) that I am sorry, and I ask you to be mochel (to forgive) me. Hope all is well with everyone, I am off to make meatloaf, because I have to work tomorrow, and Monday (erev Yom Tov). Anyway, Shavua Tov to all, and to all a good night!
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ICK!!

Well at least it is over, that is the nicest thing I can say about it.... No more cemetary visits for me, Thank G-D.
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Hello Children!

I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have internet access again. WOOHOO!!!! High speed even, in case anyone cared. Also any of y'all that have pics that I have given you over the years, if you could email those to me, that would be swell, since all of mine melted. Anyway, 14 minutes to the season premeire of L & O so I am gonna go for now. Hope everyone has a good night!
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TIRED...... VERY TIRED

Just thought I would check in. Not much exciting going on in my life. Mazal Tov to S & J they are engaged. Efrex, if you read this if you could re-teach me the HTML to do writing in color, and send me the link to that site that gave me the colors again, I would apprectiate it.
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dating sux

I don't think he likes me. Boss screamed at me for no good reason today...... Gas is mad expensive. Once again life sux.

MAZAL TOV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAZAL TOV L & J!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you guys so much. The wedding was amazing from beginning to end. This wedding was so much fun. In case y'all could not tell, I went to an amazing wedding on Thursday night. I also had the privilege of going to Shabbat Sheva Brachot, and then the distinct pleasure of driving home at 10 pm!! Severely sleep deprived, but lovin life!
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......

First of all before I get into my feelings about Israel... I just got home from J & R's wedding, and it was beautiful!!!!!!! They should have every happiness and all the mazal in the world!!!!
I thought I was going to talk about he disengagement but I am not.... suffice it to say that I hope everyone involved was able to make their peace with what they did. I know everything HE does is for a reason, and I just wish I knew what it was....
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HELLO TINY PEOPLE

Just wanted to say SHabbat Shalom. Never have time to write anymore. No one reads it anyway. Just wanted to drop a quick note. Hope everyone is well.
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hello

Ok have not posted in a while. Tony's were great, but fell asleep before the end. Was at work at 6:30 this morning, and will be again tomorrow..... Thank G-D we are at the end of the school groups. I am going to court tomorrow to fight a speeding ticket that I think is bogus. Then the week after Shavous is P&S wedding, so that is cool. Mazal Tov to N&D on their (very) recent engagement
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tick tick tick

ok 3:36 am now... stil at work. brain ceased functioning hours ago, wish she would hurry up and finish...........

Mea Culpa!

With the the crap about the apt burning down, and having to buy all new stuff I TOTALLY forgot to wish a HUGE, BIG ASS Maal Tov to L & J!!!!!!! so MAZAL TOV GUYS!!!!!!!!! I love you and can't wait for Sept 1st.
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Tehillim

I regret to inform you that Serach Dina Tikvah Bas Meira Malka was niftar last shabbos. Please add to your lists Bracha Rachel Bat Keren Shirli. She is my friends niece. It is 2 am, and I do not know how to spell niece, so please forgive me. It is Motsz"sh and I am at WORK!!!!!!! Anyway, happy belated anniversaryh to SM & D and to P&G! 8 years for the first, 7 for the second! May they continue to grow together and go m'chayil el chayil
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What a Long Strange Trip it's Been....

So it's been a really long time since I posted. The whole world seems to be engaged. Which, objectively, is a good thing. The part of the world that is already married seems to be pregnant, also a good thing. I hope to have a puter soon, but we will see...... That is all from here.
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Hello Y'all

A Gut Voch to all. I hope that everyone had a good Shabbos. I am in the new apt, and slowly getting new stuff. Later today I hope to have a real bed. Someone has a table for us and a breakfront. So that is it for now...
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.............................

Ok So I am sure that by now most have you have heard that I am temporarily homeless. It is not a big deal, they were just things, B"H no one was hurt, that is the important thing.
I hope everyone has a gutten moed
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gutten moed

I am fine just wanted everyone to know. On my cell for a while.
F out for a while............

So yeah........

I am sure most of you have heard by now that my car is sick. B"H I am fine, but my car is out of comission until the end of the week we think. Meanwhile Geico has arranged for me to have a very nice rental. Today is Sunday which means that I should be cleaning for Pesach, but I so have NO desire....... I have started both the living room and my bedroom, so that is good I guess. Anyway, just wanted to let everyone know about the car (btw: I am fine, no damage to me)
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hello there

I know I have not written for a while. I have nothing exciting to say now either..... Just wanted to check in....
F OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT'S MS BERMAN TO YOU!

Well, now Social Security, and the Motor Vehicle Administration knows what you all have known for a long time.. I am FAYE BERMAN again!!!!!!!!!!
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let's see....

ok so i tried topost something but it didn't work, so I will just copy the list cause it is funny...
Mavin B Simcha OUT!!!!!!!!!!
Your car, no matter what year it is has only three hubcaps.
You a girl under 18 that has at least two chilren.
Anywhere you go in the city you can see the two Television Towers.
People give you a ten digit telephone number.
You know how to get anywhere on the MTA.
You can go 1 inch across the city line and know that you're out of the city.
You've ever gotten 6 peices of chicken for $1.99 that fit on one slice of bread.
Cops constantly pull your car over if you have an orange Maryland Tag.
You've know where every Red Light Camera is.
You've been to a church that is a reconditioned rowhouse
You ignore every No Turn On Red Sign You've wondered where the Freeway between Franklin and Mulberry Street was supposed to go to.
You've been to the store to buy a 40, a pack of cigarettes, a roll of toilet paper and nothing else.
When the traffic light turns yellow you look over to the right for a red light camera.
You've made it through downtown in 5 minutes.
You still have SuperBowl 35 Flags on your car. Raven 34 Giants 7.
You have a car sound system but no car.
A trip to Washington DC includes a $13.00 Marc train Ticket.
You could be 20 feet away from somebody and they will walk in front of your moving car to cross the street.
The further away from the city you work, the better the pay is.
It is Bawl-mer or Ball-tee-more - not "Baltimore", depending on if you live north or south of Rt. 40.
You don't wash your clothes, you "warsh" them.
Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere, Baltimore has its own version of traffic rules.... "Hold on & pray."
There is no such thing as a dangerous high-speed chase in Baltimore ... we all drive like that.
All directions start with... "The Beltway...."....which has no beginning and no end.
The morning rush hour is from 6am to 11am, the evening rush hour is from 1pm to 7pm... Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning.
If you actually stop at a yellow light you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot.
All unexplained sights are explained by the phrase "Oh, we're in GLIMBURNIE!"
If someone actually has their turn signal on it is probably a factory defect.
Car horns are actually "Road Rage" indicators.
All old ladies with blue hair and Buicks have the right of way. PERIOD
The minimum acceptable speed on the Beltway is 85mph, anything less is considered downright sissy.
If the humidity is 98+ and the temperature is 98+ it's May/June/July/August/September.
If it is 10 degrees, it is Orioles Opening Day. If it is 110 degrees, it is opening day at Ravens Stadium.
If you go to a football game, pay the $75.00 to park in the "Ravens Lot." Parking elsewhere could cost up to $7500.00 for damages, towing fees, parking tickets, etc.
If some guy with a flag tries to get you to park in his yard during Preakness ... run over him! It's probably not his yard anyway.
HFStival is not only a yearly tradition but it is one of the biggest parties of the year
You understand that Old Bay is essential to have a good meal
Your entire high school senior class went to Ocean City for a senior week and it was the best week of your life
You can pronouce Havre de Grace
You understand that the Terps and the Ravens kick major ass
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Baltimore

Hello... is anyone there???

I know that I have not written a lot lately, but that is just because I have NOTHING to say..... N E Ways.... Today is Sunday. I am psyched because Abba is coming to visit. Last night I went to a bazaar (I have NO idea how to spell that) at the local frum girls school, with my friend. I bought a Lithograph that I have had my eye on for years. Last night it was down to $45.00, mounted and framed. Now it is MINE! I also bought those glass bulbs, and lamp oil for my Shabbos Lecht, so that is cool. Life is boring, as usual. Please continue to daven for those that I have asked you to daven for in the past. Yosef Eliyahu Ben Malka Ita, Serach Dena Bas Meira Malka, and Tova Rena Bas Sara. Happy Sunday y'all.....
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SHAVUA TOV!!!!!!!

Hey y'all Shavua Tov! I have nothing exciting to say. Please continueto daven for those that I have listed...
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p.s J, if you have finally gotten around to reading this, then HI SWEETIE!!!!!!!!

WELLTHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok this post will make sense to NO ONE, but that is ok. Sunday was INTERESTING!!!!!!!! Thank G-D for it! Anyway, I blew off work today, and I am going to visit Joe in Walter Reed. I feel like lately I spend lots of time there, but really I am happy to since he is my friend. Anyway, keep davening for YOSEF ELIYAHU BEN MALKA ITA and SERACH DINA BAS MEIRA MALKA and TOVA RENA BAS SARA thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HELLO CHILDREN!!!!

SHAVUA TOV, AND TO ALL A GUT VOCH!!!!!!!!!!! I know I have not written in a while, and I really have nothing substatial to say now, but I do have some people that I need you to daven for. Read the following names carefully and please do all that you can for them. Yosef Eliyahu Ben Malka Ita is a friend of mine who is a soldier in the US Army, and had his leg destroyed by an IED while he was in Iraq. Last Monday he had his leg amputated. Tova Rena Bas Sara is a friend of a friend of mine (and an aquaintance of mine) who is the mother of 2. She is fighting breast cancer, that has spread, so you all know what the power of Tfilah can do. Serach Dina Bas Meira Malka is a 5 year old girl who has lived with an inoperable brain tumor for over a year. These 3 poeple asl well as many others need your help and Tefilot. Please do your part.
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update

Ok quick medical update for those of you who care. I went to my doc (as opposed to Patient First) Thursday cause my ears were still clogged and it was pissing me off. He looked at my ears and said "wow that must hurt!" Turns out that the first antibiotic did NOTHING for me. He gave me a script for a much stronger one, and a script for steroids, and he gave me some shpritzy stuff for my nose, which he said was swollen as well. I went to the pharmacy, and even with my insurance the damn medicine cost me 95 bucks!!!!! That is the bad news, the good news is that even with only 1.5 days of the steroid in me, I am feeling MUCH BETTER! My hearing is coming back, which is good, because I was beginning to fear that I had permanently messed them up. Ok that is it for the update. Belated Happy Birthday to Efrex, who is older than me. Thank you to all of you who remembered my birthday this year, and to those of you who did not, no biggie, G-D willing I will have another one next year!
Shabbat Shalom to all, and to all a Good Shabbos!
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it broke it broke!!!!!!!!!

I think I am out of the woods. It appears that my fever broke today. Still feel like crap, but not quite so achy and dizzy.....
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HEY ZANNA HO ZANNA

I know that this makes no sense to most of you, and that is ok. Hamavin Yavin! Nuf Said! I had an AMAZING weekend. First of all, Happy New Year to everyone, this one should be amazing and full of Brachot and Mazal for us all! Shout out to E&J who have put up with each other for 4 years, and are still disgustingly lovey-dovey. It should continue for many many more! We had a great Shabbat, followed by the greatest theater experience any fan could have. Pre- Show hang with our friend who was in the show, and meeting the cast followed by LONG post show hang out/catch up with our friend L, who is so amazingly talented! Shout out also to N'il who is now technically Dr. N'il. The good Lord willing she will not be my neighbor much longer b/c she will be employed by the Federal Government. Anyway, that is all for now. David if you read this, Efrex and his wife were here for Shabbat, and we had a showtune filled weekend, and thought you should know!
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